1. tom August 29, 2007 3:12 pm

    Thanks to Ben, Catherine and Dave for most of the button ideas and concept!

  2. Ben Bashford August 29, 2007 3:14 pm

    Thanks for making it a reality!

  3. ossi August 29, 2007 4:42 pm


  4. Bash September 5, 2007 4:02 pm

    I love the way the smite button’s the most worn.

  5. julene September 5, 2007 4:07 pm

    This is so funny. It deserves to be viewed by the masses.

  6. omnimesis September 7, 2007 12:38 pm

    haha this has turned out so well dude [h]

  7. Markle September 27, 2007 7:56 pm

    Ha ha! Hadn’t noticed the ‘smite’ button was all worn until just now. Ace! Nice work.

  8. Richard January 16, 2010 3:35 pm

    Could you make an iPhone wallpaper sized version of this? I absolutely love it!

    Thanks so much for posting it.

  9. poopadopolous January 16, 2010 4:11 pm

    where’s the Pat Robertson button? aka, earthquake for people who formed a pact with the devil for becoming a sovereign country?

  10. Leif Andersen January 16, 2010 5:20 pm

    That was amazing, many a good chuckle from that. Although you forgot the deep sleep option.

  11. Jim A January 16, 2010 5:25 pm

    Hallelujah it’s raining clowns! Love it!

  12. mookie5 January 16, 2010 5:43 pm

    excellent work!! I see “snow” isn’t in His arsenal. He must like snow, therefore, the northern climates. Ha ha ha Raining clowns–would that include Leno & Conan ??

  13. josh January 16, 2010 5:52 pm

  14. JN January 16, 2010 7:27 pm

    see attached

  15. demotivational posters January 16, 2010 8:12 pm

    I lol’d. That shit is so cash!

  16. Business101 January 16, 2010 8:20 pm

    The Jelly Age is upon us, folks. Be prepared and keep plenty of preserves.

  17. dineshvalmiki January 16, 2010 8:48 pm

    awesome one man..:D

  18. herbiefrog January 17, 2010 1:46 am

    well imagined… : ))


  19. bobhopeisgod January 17, 2010 1:55 am

    This looks somewhat familiar:

  20. MrMildlyAmused January 17, 2010 2:30 am


  21. neil January 17, 2010 2:32 am

    Reminder: there is no God

  22. razor January 17, 2010 2:34 am

    This looks right, I don’t see a happiness button anywhere : /

  23. Chet January 17, 2010 2:39 am

    Dude, God had 5 fingers. Don’t you watch the Simpsons?

  24. SEO UK January 17, 2010 3:31 am

    Nothing about casting out.. prolly only used it the once and ditched it :-)


  25. Brian January 17, 2010 4:57 am

    LOL at the Smite button. And the deny button which seems to be pressed already. Awesome pic.

  26. Anonymous January 17, 2010 4:57 am

    Where’s the blame George W button?

  27. Aqeel January 17, 2010 5:26 am

    HAHAHA. Nice work guys. my faith has been replenished.

  28. Harry January 17, 2010 5:36 am

    Only 4 fingers?
    And where’s the broken “reveal myself” lever?

  29. Johnny Funny January 17, 2010 6:21 am

    Hey this wasn’t funny at all and I should know!

  30. hilarious quotes January 17, 2010 6:57 am

    its super hilarious and very funny, hahaha. i can’t keep on laughing for long time … That’s very funny

  31. alvin January 17, 2010 12:26 pm

    nice works, I am just aware of this lately.

  32. Joe Faia January 17, 2010 12:29 pm

    I probably have more fun and laugh more than the average person. Having said that, not all things should be considered a free forum for joking around with. Caution, in anything, and certainly no less in humor, should accompany the wise. I’m saddened by the lack of regard and respect for God that you have so freely indulged in, not to mention how useful a puppet you felt he would be in your little hilarity.

  33. Rawky January 17, 2010 12:31 pm

    Stolen from an old Gary Larson Cartoon :(

  34. Anonymous January 17, 2010 2:08 pm

    Kinda been done.

    What else you got?

  35. Watson January 17, 2010 3:40 pm

    3 fingers + thumb = The Simpsons God

  36. MoogJam January 17, 2010 3:42 pm
    Nice update. But nicer if you had included reference and gratitude to the original.

  37. Pfff January 17, 2010 4:06 pm


  38. dude January 17, 2010 4:20 pm

    I love this drawing but what’s with these people suggesting this is a copy cat of

    It’s not. Only similarity is the word smite.

    The one here is much more detailed, not even a computer, and funnier. I really cant see this one being inspired by the one linked above. Someone could have easily imagined this on their own.

  39. mickee January 17, 2010 5:11 pm


  40. georgebailey January 17, 2010 7:17 pm

    I notice – GOD DOES NOT TORTURE! –

  41. Leah- Cartoonsit January 17, 2010 8:05 pm

    I absolutely love this!! Hialrious :)

  42. tom January 17, 2010 10:04 pm

    I can see the similarity of the Larson cartoon and my cartoon but I think mine is different enough so that it shouldn’t be seen as a copy. I guarantee that the idea of God having buttons that control human lives has been done several times before Larson or myself was even born.
    I love Gary Larson’s work and read a lot of his books when I was younger, as I mentioned before I’ve almost certainly seen his smite cartoon and it’s stuck in some crevice at the back of my head to reemerge here. I’ve gone a lot further with the joke and made something different though.

  43. Mary January 18, 2010 1:13 am

    This is BRILLIANT!

  44. D January 18, 2010 4:32 pm

    He has three fingers and a thumb because God is an alien.

  45. Chris January 19, 2010 4:49 pm

    That irreverence, that wit I’d recognize it anywhere. Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own!

  46. January 21, 2010 10:30 am

    I find the domain name maneggs disturbing.

  47. Michael Locke January 21, 2010 10:48 pm

    This is pretty funny.

  48. Tim January 21, 2010 10:52 pm

    you forgot love & happiness

    for self sacrifice and service to those less fortunate than ourselves

    but thats cool :)

  49. Matt Oh Matt January 23, 2010 11:28 pm

    Comedy isn’t composed of the complete TRUTH, it’s a partial truth or something entirely ridiculous that makes an idea funny. The real truth is way too hard for people to accept, like needing the loving and holy savior Jesus Christ to save us from eternal destruction. With your own power, you can’t ever be good enough, or holy enough, or pure enough to enter heaven. You WILL explode in the presence of a Holy God unless you’re covered with the Saviour’s redeeming blood. Don’t buy into the lies of the world, don’t wait for the 11th hour, humbly seek the Lord NOW with all you heart, mind, soul, and strength.

  50. Ed January 23, 2010 11:29 pm

    The most important missing button is “FORGIVE”, of which we all need a constant dosing (I would have worn this button out all by myself).

  51. Mr Frames January 27, 2010 2:30 pm

    Wow, we are really missing out on some interesting weather options.

  52. Control Panel January 29, 2010 4:28 am


  53. directory July 18, 2010 7:55 am

    Where is the Rick Roll button? That seems to be popular these days.

  54. P3R0 August 11, 2010 10:41 pm

    This is some Epic Stuff!

  55. ellyzz! October 16, 2010 2:05 am

    xDDD LOL!!

  56. Marijus November 4, 2010 10:35 pm

    noreciau =)

  57. Jenn December 20, 2010 9:04 am


  58. Sean Mccann B.C January 23, 2011 11:29 pm

    of Gods computer

  59. Aimee Kikkert February 14, 2011 11:44 am

    I unquestionably have to think a lot more in that way and see what i can do over it.

  60. Moon Master March 5, 2011 10:30 pm

    LMAO! You forgot the Rainbow button!

    And for all the Xtians here, just shut up. No one wants to read your psycho religious babble.

  61. cashlin June 30, 2012 9:02 pm

    helium voice effect crossed out LOL

  62. muhayimana emmanuel August 14, 2014 7:59 am

    make new earth heaven change telephone of GOD

  63. David Gervais August 18, 2015 9:25 am

    Re: your post on JMG-
    Flout not flaunt.
    The difference is important.

    I just discovered the messaging between members function on Disquis, but have now found 2 out of 3 have blocked it. Is there something that I should know about it?