1. Giant Hamburger September 7, 2007 11:11 pm

    Hail Citizen!

    I find your maneggs quite delicious.
    If I could, I would keep you in a box and force you to churn out art through the food slot for my pleasure.
    Fear not, there are a variety of laws and a vast geographic distance that will keep me from realizing this.
    I will, however, continue to monitor your activities.
    You have been warned.


  2. Becca January 30, 2010 8:23 am

    I found all your previous entries funny, but for some reason this is the first one that really made me LOL

  3. Becca January 30, 2010 8:25 am

    Jeez, where are you? It’s 1:24 am where I live!

  4. Anonymous March 31, 2014 4:55 am

    this sucks terribley